whispering temptations, magnifying societal grievances, exploiting human grievances

your progressive catholic grandmother might love it

seriously though, this is a serious thought experiment with existential-ish implication

• it's just a shirt but it's a nice shirt
• made by american apparel
• modern fit but not too tight
• soft, high quality print
• soft material too
• you can return it if you don't like it
• 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
• medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)